Welcome to Trump Always Chickens Out: Geopolitical Edition!

'It's a cup of tea people are saying is the greatest ever': Trump exaggerations in real life

Podcast hosted by Harry and Brooklyn grimly inevitable

Board of Peace announces it will award its own annual prize

Kmart Confirms They Moved Check-out to Centre of Store Just to Fucking Annoy You

Bob Katter Deports Himself After Calling for Middle East Migration Ban

Liberals, Nationals Fight Over Who Gets to Keep Gina Rinehart

Cameron Esposito’s Powerful Comedy Special “Rape Jokes” Is Hard-Hitting and Hilarious

How to voice your wife's complaints as if they were your own, with Brooklyn Peltz Beckham

How to beat the January blues with fresh new ways to wank

News, or some batshit old twat posting in all-caps on social media? A quiz

We do not and will never give a f**k about the Chagos Islands, say British people

Kim Wilde, and other pop stars who'd make a lovely mum

Man can't remember last time he mooned

Air Force One turns back after mid-air bowel explosion

Beckham drama really punching considering rest of news cycle

We ask you: how are you planning to cheat on your driving test?

Wetherspoons boss to join Musk vs Ryanair for three-way twat battle

Aides Jingle Keys in Attempt To Distract Donald Trump From Greenland

Rosie Jones Is The Ultimate “Triple Threat” In Her Debut Special

Subsidiary Brand Announces Split From Parent Company

Rise in Polls Sees One Nation Forced To Move On From Traditional Finger Counting Technique

Michael Blaustein Is A “Silly Goose” In This Hilarious Comedy Special

Australian Open Successfully Replicates Ticketmaster Digital Queue Management Experience for On-Ground Entry

“Why Won’t This Australia Day Debate Just Go Away Like My Friends, Family, and Ex Wife Did?” Asks Guy With Southern Cross Face Tattoo

Woman invents cat for Zoom calls

Starmer: 'I had a robust and productive butt dial with President Trump'