Nigella: At My Table, and other Christmas TV that would be improved by tasteful nudity

Woman in 30s freaked out as everyone else starts looking like their parents

How marvellous it is that the Erasmus scheme is back, for it is how I first got laid

'Telling your boss to f**k off sounds so cool and inspiring!' Your worst ideas validated by ChatGPT

We visit George Clooney's luxury lakeside Italian villa without being invited

Beth Stelling's "If You Didn't Want Me Then" Makes Its YouTube Debut On 800 Pound Gorilla

Be a lucky jammy f**ker: how to win a £1m lottery jackpot twice

Ladies, are minimum standards stopping you meeting the right guy? By a man

'Breast is best' agrees bloke who's never been that into arses

Whole year's worth of office sexual tension purged at Christmas party

Avatar III: you're going to see it anyway aren't you, you shitehawks – our review

George Osborne to teach AI true meaning of evil

Mike Vecchione's 'Low Income White' Is His Sharpest Hour Yet

Christopher Macarthur-Boyd's Latest Comedy Special Is Heartfelt and Hilarious

Child method acting as shepherd

A confused millennial tries to lock in on Christmasmaxxing

Girls' School by Wings, and other forgotten Christmas number ones

Boyfriend's sexts so much better now he uses ChatGPT

'Destroy our BBC, foreign power!' say patriots

Six other Doctor Who monsters you would, if you're honest, shag

Weed brownies, in contravention of all narrative law, eaten deliberately

Ripped muscular man still has middle-aged head

Golf Trip Rudely Interrupted by Cricket Match

The wanker's guide to ensuring everyone knows you're working through Christmas

Boss can f**k off from works do after getting his round in

Man gets girlfriend out of his league by going foreign

Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses