That's Not My Name

Borderline Personality Disorder, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Eating Disorder (x2), Substance Abuse Disorder.I had them all. I brought my medical records to prove it. But I'm cured. Genuinely. I don't have a single symptom. Was I lying about them? No. At least I don't think so. I was just gifted with vicious self-awareness by small-to-medium height satanic witches during an offensively unattractive showdown of alcohol-induced delirium and an expenny stay-cay in rehab which my rich white parents paid for. Sometimes I feel bad for how much it cost. But then again, I think, if you break something you should pay for it.
Sometimes I think I just need to sit down and shut up.Ha!Have you ever told a "sociopath" to sit down before?It doesn't work.But neither does the mental health system.And I think I know why - of course I think that, I'm crazy, remember?But this sociopath will not 'sit down' until it does.Allow me to make you think twice about Psychiatry, as we know it, whilst throwing in some Disney rewrites which will ruin your childhood as much as men ruined mine.