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Thu 2nd Mar 2023 at 7:30pm ends 11:00pm

Arch 263, 241 Coldharbour Ln, London SW9 8RR - Map

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⭐️ ⭐️ Ninia Benjamin ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Finalist in British Comedian of the year 2021

Ninia Benjamin is one of the UK’s hottest female comedians with a wealth of television, stage and live stand-up experience. Fasten your seatbelt, because Nina you will not forget. As funny as she is filthy. As seen on TV.

Ninia was catapulted to stardom as one third of BBC3′s 3 Non-Blondes, which later transferred to BBC2 and BBC America before going to a second series, shown internationally. From this, her talents have been showcased across all the major UK channels in a variety of roles, as a presenter, studio guest, actress and reality TV star.

Recent television appearances include Total Wipeout and Celebrity Masterchef.

“Bursting onto the stage in an explosion of energy, bombastic Benjamin certainly makes an attention-grabbing entrance.” Chortle

⭐️⭐️ ⭐️ Clinton Baptiste ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Actor and comedian Alex Lowe is the man behind Clinton Baptiste. He originated the character on the popular Channel 4 TV show Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights, which ran for two series in 2001 and 2002.

Set near Bolton at a fictional men’s club, The Phoenix Club offered all sorts of entertainment from bingo and singing to themed nights. Clinton Baptiste was a hapless clairvoyant who got booked on psychic night. Unfortunately, the club’s owner had to give refunds to all the guests after Baptiste told them more about their future than they cared to hear – including blunt messages about their potency, size and health.

In 2008 Lowe reprised his role, bringing Clinton Baptiste back for Peter Kay’s spoof talent show titled Britain’s Got The Pop Factor… And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice. He again reprised the silly spiritualist in 2015 during a special screening of Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights at the Manchester Arena.

⭐️ ⭐️⭐️ Nathan Caton⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Star of Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week, Russell Howard’s Good News

Nathan Caton is an award winning comedian and one of the most exciting young comedians on the scene. Gigging since the tender age of 19, over the last decade he has established himself both as a circuit headliner, and a name on TV and radio. Within his first few years on stage, he had picked up various accolades and coveted plaudits including the Chortle Student Comic of the Year award and Broadcast Hotshot and written and starred in a pilot for Paramount Comedy (now Comedy Central) entitled The Nathan Caton Show.
Since then Caton has gone from strength to strength, wowing audiences at comedy clubs up and down the UK, and on his numerous TV and radio appearances, with his delightfully charming blend of personal and political comedy.

“A comic well worth catching any chance you can” One4review

M.C Joe Rowntree

Star of Sky 1’s Brainiac: Science Abuse and Dave's One Night Stand.
“He has the unique ability to take a cold room and reduce it to fits of laughter” GQ Magazine

Line Up:
Ninia Benjamin
Clinton Baptiste
Nathan Caton
M.C Joe Rowntree

Age Restrictions:
18 +

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Acts shown are correct at time of going to press. Management reserve the right to change the line-up without notice.



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Paul M reviewed CRAFT METROPOLIS COMEDY NIGHT which happened on 7:30pm on Thu 2nd Mar 2023.

Great first event. 4 headliners in effect.

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Review left at 3:05pm on Fri 3rd Mar 2023

Kyle R reviewed CRAFT METROPOLIS COMEDY NIGHT which happened on 7:30pm on Thu 2nd Mar 2023.

Great night, great varied lineup, great venue and great drinks. Great X 4.

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Review left at 12:41pm on Sat 4th Mar 2023

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