Thu 12th Nov 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Showcase Cinema de Lux Bluewater, Bluewater Parkway, Dartford, Greenhithe, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Topical, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling
House of Stand Up presents:
SCOTT BENNETT AT HOUSE OF STAND UP - BLUEWATER
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Tweet🎬 THE BIG SCREEN TAKES A NIGHT OFF – LIVE COMEDY TAKES OVER!
House of Stand Up is bringing a fantastic night of live comedy to Showcase Cinemas Bluewater for ONE NIGHT ONLY — headlined by the brilliant SCOTT BENNETT!
📅 THURSDAY 12 NOVEMBER 2026
📍 SHOWCASE CINEMAS BLUEWATER – SCREEN 11
🌟 SCOTT BENNETT – HEADLINER
As seen on Live at the Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance, Scott is one of the UK comedy circuit’s most highly regarded stand-ups. A superb storyteller with razor-sharp observations and effortless delivery.
🎤 DAVID WARD – MC
A hugely experienced and naturally funny compère whose quick wit, warmth and audience interaction make him the perfect host for the evening.
😂 LOUIE McLEAN
A distinctive comedy talent with an engaging stage presence and a wonderfully individual take on life.
✨ AMANDA SEDAKA
A rising comedy talent bringing fresh observations, personality and plenty of laughs to the Bluewater stage.
⭐ MAKE A NIGHT OF IT – GO VIP! ⭐
Why settle for just a comedy ticket when you can upgrade your House of Stand Up experience?
Our VIP Ticket turns your comedy night into a proper night out, including:
🛋️ Upgraded luxury heated recliner seating
🥂 Access to the private VIP Gallery bar & lounge before and after the show
🍺 A welcome drink – choose from beer, wine or a soft drink
🍔 Your choice of food with waffle fries
🍿 A small popcorn
Luxury seating. Drinks. Food. Popcorn. Brilliant live comedy. All included in your VIP ticket.
Perfect for a special night out, entertaining clients or getting the team together for an evening of top-class live comedy.
Corporate Booking?
For corporate bookings of 10 or more, please contact us directly on 0800 999 2044 and we’ll be happy to help arrange your visit.
Prefer to keep things simple? Standard tickets and Group Saver options are available too.
🎟️ BOOK NOW – SCREEN 11 MEANS AVAILABILITY IS LIMITED!
👉 houseofstandup.co.uk/bluewater
🎬 HOUSE OF STAND UP AT SHOWCASE BLUEWATER
Comedy tastes better at the cinema! 🍿😂
DOORS OPEN: 7:00pm
COMEDY STARTS: 8:00pm
LICENSED BAR AVAILABLE
Please note: You may be required to provide photographic ID as proof of age.
All tickets are subject to availability. VIP Gallery inclusions, menu and pricing are subject to change.
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
Full details on our WEBSITE
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Line Up:
Scott Bennett
David Ward (MC)
Amanda Sedaka
louie mclean
Age Restrictions:
18+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7.00pm. Comedy starts at 8:00pm. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds or exchanges. See our FAQs on our website.
Seating Plan
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Tickets
GENERAL ADMISSION
(Blue Seats) ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
VIP GALLERY
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
Upgraded VIP Seating: Sit back and relax in a fully customisable heated recliner chair with extra legroom.
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
VIP GALLERY WHEELCHAIR SPACE
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
WHEELCHAIR SPACE
ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events
The bar staff even made me a cup of tea!!
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Review left at 3:07pm on Sat 4th Feb 2023
Absolutely brilliant night im puttiing an article on my caterham valley community hub
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Review left at 3:02pm on Sat 4th Feb 2023
Superb night, it was an oldish crowd but the new humour went down a treat!
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Review left at 5:17pm on Sat 28th Jan 2023
Good local night out with quality comedians !
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Review left at 4:25pm on Fri 27th Jan 2023
Fantastic evening in a lovely cosy venue. The drink prices were incredibly reasonable and the staff warm and friendly….and the entertainment was just the icing on the cake - a really great mix that had us doubled up with laughter. The whole experience was just the tonic for a cold winters evening.
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Review left at 3:33pm on Fri 20th Jan 2023
I feel the place would benefit from a policy of bringing your own drinks in. Also the drink room with some tables / chairs would be helpful. All in all a good evening out.
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Review left at 11:10am on Sun 8th Jan 2023