Thu 12th Nov 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Showcase Cinema de Lux Bluewater, Bluewater Parkway, Dartford, Greenhithe, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Topical, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling
House of Stand Up presents:
SCOTT BENNETT AT HOUSE OF STAND UP - BLUEWATER
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Tweet🎬 THE BIG SCREEN TAKES A NIGHT OFF – LIVE COMEDY TAKES OVER!
House of Stand Up is bringing a fantastic night of live comedy to Showcase Cinemas Bluewater for ONE NIGHT ONLY — headlined by the brilliant SCOTT BENNETT!
📅 THURSDAY 12 NOVEMBER 2026
📍 SHOWCASE CINEMAS BLUEWATER – SCREEN 11
🌟 SCOTT BENNETT – HEADLINER
As seen on Live at the Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance, Scott is one of the UK comedy circuit’s most highly regarded stand-ups. A superb storyteller with razor-sharp observations and effortless delivery.
🎤 DAVID WARD – MC
A hugely experienced and naturally funny compère whose quick wit, warmth and audience interaction make him the perfect host for the evening.
😂 LOUIE McLEAN
A distinctive comedy talent with an engaging stage presence and a wonderfully individual take on life.
✨ AMANDA SEDAKA
A rising comedy talent bringing fresh observations, personality and plenty of laughs to the Bluewater stage.
⭐ MAKE A NIGHT OF IT – GO VIP! ⭐
Why settle for just a comedy ticket when you can upgrade your House of Stand Up experience?
Our VIP Ticket turns your comedy night into a proper night out, including:
🛋️ Upgraded luxury heated recliner seating
🥂 Access to the private VIP Gallery bar & lounge before and after the show
🍺 A welcome drink – choose from beer, wine or a soft drink
🍔 Your choice of food with waffle fries
🍿 A small popcorn
Luxury seating. Drinks. Food. Popcorn. Brilliant live comedy. All included in your VIP ticket.
Perfect for a special night out, entertaining clients or getting the team together for an evening of top-class live comedy.
Corporate Booking?
For corporate bookings of 10 or more, please contact us directly on 0800 999 2044 and we’ll be happy to help arrange your visit.
Prefer to keep things simple? Standard tickets and Group Saver options are available too.
🎟️ BOOK NOW – SCREEN 11 MEANS AVAILABILITY IS LIMITED!
👉 houseofstandup.co.uk/bluewater
🎬 HOUSE OF STAND UP AT SHOWCASE BLUEWATER
Comedy tastes better at the cinema! 🍿😂
DOORS OPEN: 7:00pm
COMEDY STARTS: 8:00pm
LICENSED BAR AVAILABLE
Please note: You may be required to provide photographic ID as proof of age.
All tickets are subject to availability. VIP Gallery inclusions, menu and pricing are subject to change.
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
Full details on our WEBSITE
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Line Up:
Scott Bennett
David Ward (MC)
Amanda Sedaka
louie mclean
Age Restrictions:
18+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7.00pm. Comedy starts at 8:00pm. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds or exchanges. See our FAQs on our website.
Seating Plan
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Tickets
GENERAL ADMISSION
(Blue Seats) ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
VIP GALLERY
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
Upgraded VIP Seating: Sit back and relax in a fully customisable heated recliner chair with extra legroom.
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
VIP GALLERY WHEELCHAIR SPACE
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
WHEELCHAIR SPACE
ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events
Terry is such a refreshingly different comedian and makes me laugh out loud! I look forward to seeing him again soon. The venue is great and provides an intimate experience with the performers. The supporting comedians were also good and pleasantly prepared us for the main act.
Yes
Review left at 6:13pm on Fri 22nd Sep 2023
Amazing night. Venue was buzzing. 4 great acts and at a bargain.
Yes
Review left at 7:01pm on Tue 5th Sep 2023
A disappointing evening. We very much enjoy comedy, and thought it would be nice to go to a comedy show locally rather than in London. I very quickly remembered why I go to London normally. Some comedians were decent, especially Ollie Fox, but the headliner Jeff Innocent was poor, and the MC simply should not be working the comedy circuit in this day and age - awful.
No
Review left at 3:41pm on Mon 4th Sep 2023
Yes
Review left at 3:57pm on Sun 3rd Sep 2023
Highly recommend. Great varied comedy
Yes
Review left at 7:30pm on Sat 2nd Sep 2023
A fantastic, funny evening. The best I have been to
Yes
Review left at 5:29pm on Sat 2nd Sep 2023