Thu 12th Nov 2026 at 8:00pm ends 10:30pm
Showcase Cinema de Lux Bluewater, Bluewater Parkway, Dartford, Greenhithe, UK - Map
Stand-Up Comedy, Observational, Topical, Adult, One-Liner, Storytelling
House of Stand Up presents:
SCOTT BENNETT AT HOUSE OF STAND UP - BLUEWATER
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Tweet🎬 THE BIG SCREEN TAKES A NIGHT OFF – LIVE COMEDY TAKES OVER!
House of Stand Up is bringing a fantastic night of live comedy to Showcase Cinemas Bluewater for ONE NIGHT ONLY — headlined by the brilliant SCOTT BENNETT!
📅 THURSDAY 12 NOVEMBER 2026
📍 SHOWCASE CINEMAS BLUEWATER – SCREEN 11
🌟 SCOTT BENNETT – HEADLINER
As seen on Live at the Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance, Scott is one of the UK comedy circuit’s most highly regarded stand-ups. A superb storyteller with razor-sharp observations and effortless delivery.
🎤 DAVID WARD – MC
A hugely experienced and naturally funny compère whose quick wit, warmth and audience interaction make him the perfect host for the evening.
😂 LOUIE McLEAN
A distinctive comedy talent with an engaging stage presence and a wonderfully individual take on life.
✨ AMANDA SEDAKA
A rising comedy talent bringing fresh observations, personality and plenty of laughs to the Bluewater stage.
⭐ MAKE A NIGHT OF IT – GO VIP! ⭐
Why settle for just a comedy ticket when you can upgrade your House of Stand Up experience?
Our VIP Ticket turns your comedy night into a proper night out, including:
🛋️ Upgraded luxury heated recliner seating
🥂 Access to the private VIP Gallery bar & lounge before and after the show
🍺 A welcome drink – choose from beer, wine or a soft drink
🍔 Your choice of food with waffle fries
🍿 A small popcorn
Luxury seating. Drinks. Food. Popcorn. Brilliant live comedy. All included in your VIP ticket.
Perfect for a special night out, entertaining clients or getting the team together for an evening of top-class live comedy.
Corporate Booking?
For corporate bookings of 10 or more, please contact us directly on 0800 999 2044 and we’ll be happy to help arrange your visit.
Prefer to keep things simple? Standard tickets and Group Saver options are available too.
🎟️ BOOK NOW – SCREEN 11 MEANS AVAILABILITY IS LIMITED!
👉 houseofstandup.co.uk/bluewater
🎬 HOUSE OF STAND UP AT SHOWCASE BLUEWATER
Comedy tastes better at the cinema! 🍿😂
DOORS OPEN: 7:00pm
COMEDY STARTS: 8:00pm
LICENSED BAR AVAILABLE
Please note: You may be required to provide photographic ID as proof of age.
All tickets are subject to availability. VIP Gallery inclusions, menu and pricing are subject to change.
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
Full details on our WEBSITE
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Line Up:
Scott Bennett
David Ward (MC)
Amanda Sedaka
louie mclean
Age Restrictions:
18+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7.00pm. Comedy starts at 8:00pm. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds or exchanges. See our FAQs on our website.
Seating Plan
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Tickets
GENERAL ADMISSION
(Blue Seats) ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
VIP GALLERY
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
Upgraded VIP Seating: Sit back and relax in a fully customisable heated recliner chair with extra legroom.
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
VIP GALLERY WHEELCHAIR SPACE
VIP TICKET - price includes booking fee
YOUR VIP TICKET INCLUDES
VIP Gallery Access: Enjoy access to the private VIP Gallery bar and lounge.
Welcome Drink: Choose from a beer, wine or soft drink.
Food Included: Your choice of: Chicken Tenders - Chicken Burger - Hot Dog - Vegan Tenders or Chicken Bites - Served with waffle fries.
Popcorn: A small popcorn to enjoy during the show.
£40.00
WHEELCHAIR SPACE
ADVANCE TICKET - price includes booking fee
£28.00
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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events
What a great night. I had never seen Lou Conran do a complete set before, I had only seen her MC comedy clubs. I had heard she was brilliant as Tour Support for Sarah Millican so I travelled to Kent from Surrey as it was the closest venue to where I live. I was not disappointed. Lou was excellent and so was her own support act Eddy Brimson. My jaw was still aching the next day from laughing so much. The venue itself was great, friendly staff and very reasonable drinks. Spoke to the promoter who was extremely helpful and a bit of a character, he told me they run a regular comedy night once a month, I will definitely be back. Even the guy checking tickets (who I was told normally works at a different club for the promoter but was there due to the high demand for the show) was extremely funny and was bantering with the incoming crowd and would not have been put of place on the stage himself. My advice to anyone who is interested in seeing Lou Conran live is go and do it, you will not be disappointed, one of the funniest shows I have seen in a long time. Also if you go to the House of Stand Up, book early, inwas lucky to get some of the last remaining tickets. Highly recommended.
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Review left at 9:18am on Thu 28th Nov 2024
Absolutely brilliant show with Eddie and Lou, well organised and would visit again!
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Review left at 7:37pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
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Review left at 3:43pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
Fantastic evening
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Review left at 3:33pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
Excellent night out
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Review left at 3:15pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
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Review left at 8:07pm on Sun 24th Nov 2024