Fri 27th Feb 2026 at 7:30pm ends 10:00pm
Bexley Park Sports and Social Club, Dartford DA2 7GA, UK - Map
House of Stand Up presents:
HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS BEXLEY PARK COMEDY ft RAYMOND & MR TIMPKINS
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AWARD-WINNING COMEDY DUO
RAYMOND & MR TIMPKINS
Join Raymond & Mr Timpkins and guests as House of Stand Up presents ‘An Evening of Top London Comedy’
Raymond & Mr Timpkins are the co-operative that bring the vigour, pace and joy to any event and love to have a laugh. Lightning fast choreography meets uber swift editing in a fantasmagorical collision of quality entertainment. An overload of velvet, sandals and multi-hued wool provides a startling accompaniment, the whole effect being that of a slim man and a fat man putting their bums in your face.
Headlining at venues from the Falklands to Ashby De La Zouch, they’ve circumnavigated the planet, spurting amusement in concentrated bursts. Brace yourselves Oxted...not really stand up and not really circus but all cabaret and that really should be enough for you.
If you like music and let’s face it, who doesn’t, you’ll like it. If you like silliness, middle aged men dancing and unsavoury acts, you’ll probably love it.
You should try it either way. See you there.
"This is comedy that reminds us why we go out to see live shows. And it wears its incredible skill, its labour-intensity and its comic genius so lightly one might think it is just a bit of silliness” - Kate Copstick The Scotsman
"A mad, anarchic triumph of Stupidity over Style. Not to Be Missed" The Guardian
As always there's a great supporting line-up direct from the London Comedy Circuit.
Full details on our WEBSITE
COMEDY STARTS - 7.30pm
DOORS OPEN - 7:00pm
FULLY LICENSED BAR OPENS 6pm
You might be required to show proof of age Photo ID.
All tickets are sold subject to availability
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
Full details on our WEBSITE
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Line Up:
The Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue
With A Stellar Supporting Lineup
Age Restrictions:
16+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7:00pm Starts at 7.30pm. Seating is unreserved. We work on a strictly first come first served basis, we recommend customers arrive as early as possible to get the best seats. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds. See FAQs on our website.
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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events
Notcreally thoroughly enjoyed Thanknyou
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Review left at 4:53pm on Sat 7th Dec 2024
What a great night. I had never seen Lou Conran do a complete set before, I had only seen her MC comedy clubs. I had heard she was brilliant as Tour Support for Sarah Millican so I travelled to Kent from Surrey as it was the closest venue to where I live. I was not disappointed. Lou was excellent and so was her own support act Eddy Brimson. My jaw was still aching the next day from laughing so much. The venue itself was great, friendly staff and very reasonable drinks. Spoke to the promoter who was extremely helpful and a bit of a character, he told me they run a regular comedy night once a month, I will definitely be back. Even the guy checking tickets (who I was told normally works at a different club for the promoter but was there due to the high demand for the show) was extremely funny and was bantering with the incoming crowd and would not have been put of place on the stage himself. My advice to anyone who is interested in seeing Lou Conran live is go and do it, you will not be disappointed, one of the funniest shows I have seen in a long time. Also if you go to the House of Stand Up, book early, inwas lucky to get some of the last remaining tickets. Highly recommended.
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Review left at 9:18am on Thu 28th Nov 2024
Absolutely brilliant show with Eddie and Lou, well organised and would visit again!
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Review left at 7:37pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
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Review left at 3:43pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
Fantastic evening
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Review left at 3:33pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024
Excellent night out
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Review left at 3:15pm on Wed 27th Nov 2024