Fri 27th Feb 2026 at 7:30pm ends 10:00pm
Bexley Park Sports and Social Club, Dartford DA2 7GA, UK - Map
House of Stand Up presents:
HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS BEXLEY PARK COMEDY ft RAYMOND & MR TIMPKINS
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AWARD-WINNING COMEDY DUO
RAYMOND & MR TIMPKINS
Join Raymond & Mr Timpkins and guests as House of Stand Up presents ‘An Evening of Top London Comedy’
Raymond & Mr Timpkins are the co-operative that bring the vigour, pace and joy to any event and love to have a laugh. Lightning fast choreography meets uber swift editing in a fantasmagorical collision of quality entertainment. An overload of velvet, sandals and multi-hued wool provides a startling accompaniment, the whole effect being that of a slim man and a fat man putting their bums in your face.
Headlining at venues from the Falklands to Ashby De La Zouch, they’ve circumnavigated the planet, spurting amusement in concentrated bursts. Brace yourselves Oxted...not really stand up and not really circus but all cabaret and that really should be enough for you.
If you like music and let’s face it, who doesn’t, you’ll like it. If you like silliness, middle aged men dancing and unsavoury acts, you’ll probably love it.
You should try it either way. See you there.
"This is comedy that reminds us why we go out to see live shows. And it wears its incredible skill, its labour-intensity and its comic genius so lightly one might think it is just a bit of silliness” - Kate Copstick The Scotsman
"A mad, anarchic triumph of Stupidity over Style. Not to Be Missed" The Guardian
As always there's a great supporting line-up direct from the London Comedy Circuit.
Full details on our WEBSITE
COMEDY STARTS - 7.30pm
DOORS OPEN - 7:00pm
FULLY LICENSED BAR OPENS 6pm
You might be required to show proof of age Photo ID.
All tickets are sold subject to availability
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
Full details on our WEBSITE
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Line Up:
The Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue
With A Stellar Supporting Lineup
Age Restrictions:
16+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7:00pm Starts at 7.30pm. Seating is unreserved. We work on a strictly first come first served basis, we recommend customers arrive as early as possible to get the best seats. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds. See FAQs on our website.
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£60.00
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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events
Superb evening and Lee Hurst a brilliant headline act. The compare at times seemed to struggle and it felt a little awkward but to be fair to her, the crowd were a little reserved. Not sure how much local research was done by the comedians before they came down, often a good idea to try to gain an idea of a demographic and issues in the local area which they could play on. However, we will definitely be going to more of these as it’s a great event, and really good to see a packed house made up of the local community . Bravo!
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Review left at 3:14pm on Sat 4th Feb 2023
The bar staff even made me a cup of tea!!
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Review left at 3:07pm on Sat 4th Feb 2023
Absolutely brilliant night im puttiing an article on my caterham valley community hub
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Review left at 3:02pm on Sat 4th Feb 2023
Superb night, it was an oldish crowd but the new humour went down a treat!
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Review left at 5:17pm on Sat 28th Jan 2023
Good local night out with quality comedians !
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Review left at 4:25pm on Fri 27th Jan 2023
Fantastic evening in a lovely cosy venue. The drink prices were incredibly reasonable and the staff warm and friendly….and the entertainment was just the icing on the cake - a really great mix that had us doubled up with laughter. The whole experience was just the tonic for a cold winters evening.
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Review left at 3:33pm on Fri 20th Jan 2023