Fri 27th Feb 2026 at 7:30pm ends 10:00pm
Bexley Park Sports and Social Club, Dartford DA2 7GA, UK - Map
House of Stand Up presents:
HOUSE OF STAND UP PRESENTS BEXLEY PARK COMEDY ft RAYMOND & MR TIMPKINS
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AWARD-WINNING COMEDY DUO
RAYMOND & MR TIMPKINS
Join Raymond & Mr Timpkins and guests as House of Stand Up presents ‘An Evening of Top London Comedy’
Raymond & Mr Timpkins are the co-operative that bring the vigour, pace and joy to any event and love to have a laugh. Lightning fast choreography meets uber swift editing in a fantasmagorical collision of quality entertainment. An overload of velvet, sandals and multi-hued wool provides a startling accompaniment, the whole effect being that of a slim man and a fat man putting their bums in your face.
Headlining at venues from the Falklands to Ashby De La Zouch, they’ve circumnavigated the planet, spurting amusement in concentrated bursts. Brace yourselves Oxted...not really stand up and not really circus but all cabaret and that really should be enough for you.
If you like music and let’s face it, who doesn’t, you’ll like it. If you like silliness, middle aged men dancing and unsavoury acts, you’ll probably love it.
You should try it either way. See you there.
"This is comedy that reminds us why we go out to see live shows. And it wears its incredible skill, its labour-intensity and its comic genius so lightly one might think it is just a bit of silliness” - Kate Copstick The Scotsman
"A mad, anarchic triumph of Stupidity over Style. Not to Be Missed" The Guardian
As always there's a great supporting line-up direct from the London Comedy Circuit.
Full details on our WEBSITE
COMEDY STARTS - 7.30pm
DOORS OPEN - 7:00pm
FULLY LICENSED BAR OPENS 6pm
You might be required to show proof of age Photo ID.
All tickets are sold subject to availability
Show contains adult humour so be prepared for some naughty jokes and strong language. All acts are subject to change without notice.
Full details on our WEBSITE
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Line Up:
The Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue
With A Stellar Supporting Lineup
Age Restrictions:
16+
Wheelchair accessible
Other Information:
Doors Open at 7:00pm Starts at 7.30pm. Seating is unreserved. We work on a strictly first come first served basis, we recommend customers arrive as early as possible to get the best seats. Line-up subject to change, unfortunately we are unable to provide refunds. See FAQs on our website.
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£60.00
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Reviews for previous House of Stand Up events
We have been to a lot of comedy nights. this was the best ever. 3 genuinely funny comedians. Lots of acts seem to want to make you clap at how clever they are, this group made us laugh by actually being funny
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Review left at 1:09am on Sun 28th Jan 2024
Sorry to learn Bobby Davro was quite unwell, get well soon Bobby and VERY happy Terry Alderton stepped up. He was brilliant and well supported by Andrew Maxwell & Jack Skipper who were very funny. It ended as a great Friday night in Bexley. Quincy held it all together and I enjoyed his comedy too. Well done all!
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Review left at 7:11pm on Sat 27th Jan 2024
Terry was absolute gold, genuinely had me laughing till my guts hurt!
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Review left at 5:19pm on Sat 27th Jan 2024
Terry Alderton was brilliant! Hilarious! Quincy laughed at his own jokes too much and spent too much time having banter with the front row. Andrew Maxwell was too political and too loud. Jack Skipper was ok but used the ‘c’ word when it wasn’t necessary. Overall, not the best comedy night I’ve been too at Bexley, and the seats were much too close together - obviously to cram more people in.
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Review left at 3:31pm on Sat 27th Jan 2024
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Review left at 1:51pm on Sat 27th Jan 2024
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Review left at 4:03pm on Fri 26th Jan 2024