Relations between the United States and Palestine reached an unprecedented high when a young boy in Gaza, Moaz Shahin, captured the attention of the White House with his keen sense of political strategy.

Inspired by recent efforts of Volodymyr Zelensky in Washington, Moaz realized that the real reason for the U.S.'s reluctance to recognize Palestine might be due to the lack of stylish suits in his neighborhood. Putting his savings to use, Moaz purchased a tuxedo, aiming to catch the eye of a White House staffer or perhaps even a Fox News host.

"They always say, 'Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.' Apparently, the job I want involves cosplaying as a real estate agent for the President," remarked the dapper young boy. His efforts paid off immediately, earning him an invitation to the Oval Office before he even finished buttoning his Armani jacket.