Jeremy Corbyn, riding high on his impressive electoral success in the Islington area, has decided to launch a political party. However, there's just one small hitch: it doesn't have a name yet! Naturally, The Daily Mash has stepped in to help, asking readers for their creative suggestions.

From the suggestion box, cereal farmer Lauren Hewitt joked, 'It’s a good thing you said political party, otherwise I’d have assumed he was behind the decks for one of his legendary warehouse raves.' Meanwhile, hairdresser Lucy Parry proposed the 'All-Gaza, Oddly-Not-So-Much-Ukraine Party' to highlight Corbyn's political priorities.

In a more offbeat suggestion, bassist Olly O’Connor offered 'Charlie’s Spunky Monkey and the Spiral Planetary System,' a name his band no longer needs after their recent split. Then there's itinerant knife-sharpener Roy Hobbs, who humorously suggested 'The Seven MP Army,' a nod to Corbyn's 'famous White Stripes chant' and his charming ineptitude with numbers.

Last but not least, miniature village security consultant Donna Sheridan recommended that Corbyn should 'bury the hatchet and get Theresa May in it too,' capitalizing on the Brexit nostalgia craze that's sweeping Gen Z. Whether or not Corbyn takes any of these names to heart, one thing's for sure—his new party is already a topic of lively debate!