Waking up with a hangover so intense it requires a fire brigade intervention, the Archbishop reflects on a week filled with questionable decisions and political antics. He humorously narrates his attempt to launch a fleet of small boats to counteract asylum seekers, only to see them flounder spectacularly.

In his satirical take, the Archbishop addresses the latest Republican plans to scrutinize social media histories, mocking the state of American politics and hinting that a holiday in North Korea might be more appealing.

He takes a jab at Nigel Farage and his party, emphasizing their questionable choices in allies, while foreseeing a future where Farage's political escapades might rival comical pornographic scenarios.

Further, he jestingly comments on Tony Blair's removal from a peace board, imagining Blair's disappointment at missing out on a grandiose role in Gaza, and suggests a friendship with Vladimir Putin might be his next move.

Finally, the Archbishop criticizes the rebranding of Great British Railways, questioning the need for such 'patriotic' labeling and suggesting it merely serves to placate certain voters. With a sharp wit, he proposes the name 'Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways' for its comedic effect.