After the frenzy of Black Friday and Cyber Monday, retailers have introduced an exciting new event: 'F**k You, We're Jacking The Price Right Up Tuesday.' This is the day when prices soar back up to satisfy shareholders and meet quarterly profit goals.

Both physical and online stores are celebrating by announcing that the deals are over, and it's time to pay up to 50% more for your favorite items. Retail CEO Martin Bishop stated, 'Missed out on the weekend's bargains thinking they'd stick around? Well, tough luck.'

Bishop continued, 'We have expenses, and bonuses don't pay themselves. Selling air fryers at a 40% discount simply won't cut it. Those offers were real, and now you're dealing with the consequences. Christmas is approaching, and we're here to claim our share of your holiday budget.'

He added, 'Think the prices are outrageously high? Welcome to the fun of F**k You, We're Jacking The Price Right Up Tuesday. See you next year.'

Meanwhile, shopper Nikki Hollis expressed her enthusiasm for the event, hoping the stores will play some festive tunes while she's there.