Nintendo Warns Users Not To Remove Protective Foreskin From Switch 2

Nintendo has issued a tongue-in-cheek warning to users of the Switch 2, urging them not to remove the console's 'protective foreskin.' According to Nintendo spokesperson Jason Knight, removing this delicate part, described as containing tens of thousands of nerve endings, would amount to 'console mutilation.' Knight humorously explained that while some might prefer the look of a circumcised Switch, the foreskin actually enhances gameplay. Removing it could lead to decreased sensation, reduced enjoyment, and issues with button functionality. For those who have already removed it, Nintendo jokingly suggests purchasing weighted attachments to help regrow the 'foreskin.'

Source: The Onion (USA)

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