The U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding the alarm on mass starvation throughout Gaza. The Onion takes a look at how the U.S. and Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Fund is distributing aid.

STEP 1

Potential aid recipients identified through rifle scope

STEP 2

70-80 checkpoints

STEP 3

IDF soldiers wipe crumbs off their mouths

STEP 4

Palestinians in line asked if they want to film a short thank you video for Trump

STEP 5

Hungry children told to come back when they’ve developed viable two-state solution

STEP 6

Bag of rice used to block bullets

STEP 7

27 dead, 43 wounded

STEP 8

Aid not distributed after all