In a tongue-in-cheek article, The Daily Mash proposes a rather explosive idea to spice up the Tour de France — introducing disease-infested cows that spontaneously combust. While cycling enthusiasts might argue the race is already thrilling, this satirical piece playfully mocks the event's reputation for being a bit of a snooze fest.

The article jokingly suggests this bovine twist could turn the Tour into a spectacle everyone would want to watch. It highlights the lengths to which one might go to make the event more engaging for those who find the sight of cyclists pedaling across picturesque landscapes less than riveting.

Of course, this is all in jest, as the idea of disease-ridden livestock taking center stage in a prestigious cycling competition is as absurd as it sounds. But for those who enjoy a good laugh and a bit of satire, The Daily Mash delivers with its usual sharp wit.