The Epstein files, much like 'The Phantom Menace', are anticipated with great excitement and expectations. However, experts suggest that the contents of these files might fail to deliver the explosive revelations that the public is hoping for. In a saga reminiscent of eagerly awaited movie releases that end up being duds, the Epstein files could leave audiences feeling as let down as a Star Wars fan in 1999.

Despite the hype surrounding the release, insiders caution that the files might not contain the kind of earth-shattering details that conspiracy theorists dream of. Just as 'The Phantom Menace' offered an overabundance of Jar Jar Binks and a shortage of lightsaber duels, the Epstein files could be filled with mundane details and procedural information rather than the shocking secrets the world is hoping for.

So, while there may be some interesting bits for those who are into that sort of thing, the files might not quite live up to the blockbuster mystery status they've been built up to. It seems the Epstein files are destined to join the ranks of other overhyped phenomena, leaving us all wondering why we ever got so excited in the first place.