In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Booker Prize, a prestigious literary award, has once again been bestowed upon a book. This outcome has caused a stir among those who were expecting perhaps a more avant-garde choice, like a musical or even a mime performance.

As the literary world grapples with this unexpected development, critics are demanding answers. Why was a book chosen yet again? Could this be a sign that the Booker Prize judges are, in fact, biased towards books? Some are even speculating whether other forms of literary expression, such as interpretive dance or dramatic monologues, were given a fair chance.

While the winning book's author was unavailable for comment, rumors suggest they are busy celebrating, possibly by reading other books, in what can only be described as the most bookish victory lap ever.