Sometimes you come across someone who makes you stop and say, "Damn bud, save a little attention for the rest of us!" Enter this man, a true anomaly in the world of pest problems: he is completely devoid of wood ticks.

Whoa there, cowboy! Give the ladies a heads-up that they might need to double up on their defenses the next time they see you.

Yes, from the top of his wood tick-free head to the tips of his tickless toes, this man is flaunting a tick-free physique. We're not just talking about ticks that aren't embedded; we're talking full-on zero ticks, even the ones just crawling around.

This gentleman, who has no deer ticks, dog ticks, lone star ticks, living ticks, dead ticks, or even any tickborne illnesses, is sure to attract some serious attention. He might just magnetize all the interest in his vicinity like metal to a magnet with his complete lack of ticks, leaving no reason for anyone else to try and compete for attention!

Someone better buy this guy a life jacket, because he might drown in all the admiration!

It might be time to retire, Pussy Posse, because this fully tickless man is about to drain the world's admiration reserves dry! No hate, tick-free guy, but maybe you could pick up a tick or two just to leave a little attention for the rest of us?