In a move fitting for a player known for his strategic plays on the field, quarterback Aaron Rodgers has reportedly taken his talents to Pittsburgh—not just above ground, but beneath it. After signing a one-year deal worth $13.6 million with the Pittsburgh Steelers, the four-time MVP has allegedly acquired a luxurious underground bunker in the city.

Rodgers expressed his enthusiasm about the new setup, stating, "I’ve always loved Pittsburgh, and I’m excited to finally get settled into a new survival shelter in an undisclosed location deep beneath the city." The windowless, 10,000-square-foot fortress is equipped with custom air filters, a state-of-the-art water purification system, and years' worth of emergency supplies. It's also conveniently located just a short drive from Acrisure Stadium.

"This city has such a rich history, and the minute I opened the double-reinforced steel doors of this home and entered its anti-woke chamber, I knew it was the one," Rodgers added. He fondly reminisced about his previous doomsday bunker in New Jersey but admitted there's no place he'd rather prepare for the end of days than in the 'Burgh.

Rumors have also surfaced that Rodgers' new bunker might be equipped with a 'trad wife wing' and a 'birthing chamber,' sparking speculation about his domestic plans.